English Joke
Person A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Person B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
Hindi Joke (Hinglish)
Ek dukaan ke bahar likha tha insaano ki tarah bikne wala kutta bikau hain , ek aadmi dukaandar se jaakar bola :-main us kutte ko dekhna chahta hoon...dukaandar ne kaha :"saath ke kamre main baitha hain jaakar mil lo .
customer us kamre maingaya ,to kursi par ek hatta katta kutta baitha tha, usse pucha kyun bhai tum yahan kya kar rahein ho??
kutte ne bataya :"kar to main bahut kuch kar sakta hoon,lekin aajkal is dukaan ki rakhwali karta hoon.isse pehle america ke jasusi mehkame main kaam karta tha aur kai khunkar aatank wadio ko pakadwaya ...fir main england chala gaya jahan police ke liye mukhbari karta tha ek saal baad yahan aa gaya
us aadmi ne dukaandar se poocha :"itne gunwan kutte ko aap bechna kyun chahte hoo
awwal number ka jutha hain .....jawab mila
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
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